Turkey of the year CD award

As we all know at xmas that we will End up with the odd turkey of a present From that well meaning friend of relative,Well this year I have been the unfortunate soul To be the proud owner of a CD,
                   NOT JUST ANY CD……….

The Right Direction….."20 Northern soul stormers"

Anyone out there know this steaming pile of shite?,
It's a collection of songs given the Ian Levine makeover.

Here's what it says on the cover(and I quote)

Northern Soul was a phenomena unique to the north of England, despite
The music itself never being made there, so called northern soul derives
itself from the clubs and venues of this part of the auk where the music
thrived on the dance floor if not in the charts.
The sound itself bases itself around what Motown were doing with
Stomping beats and wailing vocals in the 60's,Though the classic
northern soul records were made in the early 70's after Motown
went to Los Angeles and Marvin Gaye changed the labels whole
direction with "what's going on" A DJ at the forefront of THE WHOLE NORTHERN SOUL SCENE Was Ian Lavine.Whose parents ran a casino in Blackpool and organized regular Trips for it's members to the United States, It was on these trips That Ian discovered not only rear(upps sorry rare) Motown sides That were never available in the uk,but a feast of newly recorded Songs on small local labels that neither made it over to our shores.In fact,in many of these pastiches of the Motown sound were never Pressed in quantities of more than a couple of hundred or became Available outside cities like Detroit and Chicago where they were Recorded

So far sounds good…however !!!!!!!

A NATURAL PROGRESSION FOR IAN was to turn His hand to
producing(that's fucking up to me and you) his own Records in this style….anyway it goes on to say how he Has weaved his magic touch on the songs on the CD Concludes with this……….
If you were there at the time,or simply curious about this music scene
That attracted hoards of people from all around the country to
Venues like the "Wigan casino" or the "blackpool Mecca"
THEN THIS CD IS FOR YOU………ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..
Hey and its got another version of "Ain't no soul left in these old shoes " By the The Fantastic Four…brutal…
Anyone what this CD it's yours ……..just pay the post

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